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mardi, 30 octobre 2007

Routeur geek

Il n'y a pas de raison pour que les congressistes d'un grand colloque sur l'Internet ne mettent pas en musique et en dérision leurs propres fantasmes. Ce qui est le cas dans ce show, dont je livre la traduction ci-dessous.
Cette vidéo a circulé dans un réseau français de spécialistes des ....réseaux .

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>i can still remeber
>when my labtop could connect elswhere
>and i tell you all there was a day
>the network card i threw away
>had a purpose - and worked for you and me
>But 18 years complety wasted
>
>with each adress we´ve aggregated
>the tables overflowing
>the traffic just stopped flowing
>
>And now we´re bearing all the scars
>and all the traceroutes showing stars
>the packets would travel faster in cars...
>the day... the routers died
>-------------
>Chorus ( ALL )
>So bye bye , folks at RIPE 55
>be persuaded zo upgrade it or your network will die
>
>Ipv6 just makes me let out a sight
>But i spose we´d better give it a try
>I suppose we´d better give it a try
>
>---------
>
>Now did you write an RFC
>That dictated how we all should be
>Did we listen like we should that day
>Now were you back at RIPE fifty-four
>Where we heard the same things month before
>And people knew they´d have to change their ways...
>And we - knew that all ISPs
>Could be - future proof for centuries
>But that was then not now
>Spend too much time playing WOW
>ooh there was time we sat on IRC
>making jokes on how this day would be
>Now there´s no more use for TCP
>they day the routers died
>
>-------------
>Chorus ( chime in now )
>So bye bye , folks at RIPE 55
>be persuaded zo upgrade it or your network will die
>Ipv6 just makes me let out a sight
>But i spose we´d better give it a try
>I suppose we´d better give it a try
>
>---------
>
>i remember those old days i mourn
>Sitting in my room , downloading porn
>Yeah that´s how it used to be...
>When the packets flowed from A to B
>via routers that could talk IP
>there was data... that could be exchanged
>between you and me...
>
>Oh but- i could see you all ignore
>The fact - we´d fill up IPv4
>But we all lost the nerve
>And we goz what we deserved !
>And while... we threw our network kit away
>And wished we´d heard the things they say
>Put all our lives in disarray
>the day ... the routers died
>
>-------------
>Chorus ( those silent will be shot )
>So bye bye , folks at RIPE 55
>be persuaded zo upgrade it or your network will die
>Ipv6 just makes me let out a sight
>But i spose we´d better give it a try
>I suppose we´d better give it a try
>
>---------
>
>Saw a man with whom i used to peer
>Asked him to rescue my career
>He just sighed and turned away
>I went down to the net cafe
>that I used to visit everyday
>But the man there said i might as well just leave
>
>And now we´ve all lost our purpose
>my cisco shares completely worthless
>No future meetings for me
>At Hotel Krasnapolsky
>and me that make us push and push
>Like Geoff Huston and Rady Bush
>Should´ve listened to what they told us....
>The day... the routers. died
>
>-------------
>Chorus ( time to loose your voice )
>So bye bye , folks at RIPE 55
>be persuaded zo upgrade it or your network will die
>Ipv6 just makes me let out a sight
>But i spose we´d better give it a try
>I suppose we´d better give it a try

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